Jokes - Poor Flying Turtle

Jokes - Poor Flying Turtle



A little turtle began to climb a tree slowly. After hours of trying, he finally reached the top, then jumped as he flapped his legs. He fell hard to the ground. Once awake, he climbed up again, jump again, and fell again. The tortoise kept trying, while a pair of birds on the trees watching the tortoise with compassion.

Then the female bird says to her husband, "Honey, I think it's time to tell our child (little turtle) that he is adopted."
Note : from ketawa.com (translated)

Jokes - Elephant Conversation (Between Father and Daughter)

Jokes and humor - A conversation between elephant father and daughter.



Dad: "my lovely daughter, your mother is very pretty. I was trying to win her love and her heart, sigh.. it was difficult to win her heart .."

Daughter: "I'm pretty too, right Dad?"

Dad: "Yes, yes honey, you look like your mother. Then, what would you do if you're, my little girl grown like your mother?"

Daughter: "I'll diet, Dad."
Note : from ketawa.com (translated)